Books sound like a lot of work

funnyordie:

Outstanding Achievements in Drug Use: Leaving a Tip

Too high to math.

theclearlydope:

Friday night.

(Source: randomweas)

funnyordie:

Obama Supports Gay Marriage! 9 More Things We’d Love to Hear Him Say

Dear Mr. President, please don’t stop while you’re on a roll!

theclearlydope:

We as an Internet must move along now. We have important dogs standing on things to attend to.

tastefullyoffensive:

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theclearlydope:

That’s probably best.

(Source: twitter.com)

funnyordie:

Tweets from People Who Just Found Out the Titanic Was Real

If you’re in the mood to feel better about your own intelligence, please read more of these tweets.

Oh my…

This is the promise of the modern world fulfilled.

(Source: portailblog, via shannonpareil)

A reluctant trip to the vets.

(Source: mivoltmaaneten, via theclearlydope)

funnyordie:

Label-phobic

@robdelaney